We have this coupon book here at Oregon called the Student Survival Kit, and it's got coupons for businesses all over Eugene that students can use. OSU and other Northwest colleges have the same thing. So I was looking through it for a deal on a haircut, because it's just time to get my haircut, let's face it, and I found this coupon for Pizza Pipeline, a local pizza place that has this huge 26" "Colossus" pizza.With the coupon, as you can see, it costs $23.99 for the pizza, and you get four free drinks.
But then there's this small print right above the phone number.
You: "Yeah, can I order the 26" pizza with pepperoni, and I have this coupon that says it's $23.99 plus four free drinks."
Pizza Guy: "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't offer free drinks with that free drink coupon."
You: "Wait, what?"
Pizza Guy: "Yeah, sorry, but it says right there, 'sorry, no free drinks with this offer', so we can't give you those free drinks that coupon says you get."
You: "... You're serious?"
Pizza Guy: "I'm afraid so."
You: "F*** that"
(hang up)
Pizza Guy: "Uh, thanks for calling Pizza Pipeline..."
HAHAHAH are you serious thats is fucking hilarious
ReplyDeleteYou should email that to Jay Leno's show. You know how he does those kind of stupid ad bits. He'd use that one for sure.
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Yeah, I'm sure he'd use it, but mailing that takes effort. Plus, I kind of want to try and use it and see what happens. I should though.
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