Showing posts with label Business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Business. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Soda Fountain Taps Suck

You see these soda fountains everywhere. Fast food places, mini-marts, restaurants... anywhere you get soda in a cup or glass. Recently I was filling up a cup in a restaurant, just as I had a million times before, but this time I noticed the few droplets that came out after I had pulled my cup away. It was only a few drops, but it happened each time any amount of soda came out, whether it was a full cup's worth or a top off. So it got me thinking, and go with me on this one.

Let's use Subway as the example. There are some assumptions I'm going to make, but I think they're very conservative assumptions. Here they are.

Assume:
  • 6 drops come out of the tap after it's stopped pouring, on average, per usage
  • Those 6 drops equal 1/2 oz
  • Everyone fills their cup to the top, leaves the cup to catch those drops, and then tops it off. So, 6 drops are lost per cup
  • 100 cups are filled, on average, at each Subway restaurant
  • All cups purchased are the 21oz cups, which cost $1.79 
  • All Subways have these soda fountains and costs are consistent
So then we can extrapolate that they lose 50oz per day, which is about 2.4 cups, or about $4.30 worth of soda per day, per store. That's $1,569.50 per store, per year.

According to Subway's website that has a current store counter, they currently have 34,101 stores.

That would mean that Subway loses $53,521,519.50 per year in potential revenue based solely on inefficient soda fountain taps. $53.5M a year. And that's only Subway. Imagine all the other restaurants, like McDonalds, that probably serve up way more that 100 cups a day.

Imagine how much money could be made if they just had leak-proof taps. Patent pending...

Monday, March 30, 2009

Top 50 Craft Breweries in the Nation

Here's a graphic of the top 50 craft breweries in the U.S. based on sales volume. I thought it was really cool to see.


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Saturday, February 14, 2009

ItsOnTap Update

FYI, we're getting ItsOnTap.com up and running again on Monday. I've got a few posts lined up, and there are about 4-5 of us on to contribute. It'll be a good outlet for me, plus, and possibly more importantly, it's an excuse to drink beer.

Look for it on Monday, and let me know what you think.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Job Update

So, I've been in contact with Reynolds and Reynolds for a while now, most recently a phone interview today, with a drug test being scheduled sometime in the next couple days. Hope all the meth-laced acid I've been dropping the past 72 hours straight is out of my system by then... Anyways, the drug test is kind of symbolic in that it sort of implies a job offer. I talked to the guy who would be my boss yesterday, and he seems pretty cool. Today's phone interview brought the grand total to 5 interviews, with a face-to-face interview in the works. Yikes. But I'm not here entirely to bitch and moan, I'm more here to update you on what I've learned.

First I'll start with the job description. R&R is the leading supplier of software and technology to car dealers. I would be the guy based in Portland that goes to these dealerships a few times a week and work with them to make processes more efficient, profitable, user-friendly, etc. I would work from home, set my own schedule, and my own hours. As long as I get my work done, I'm all good.

I get a company car, which I also can use for personal use, and all gas is paid for. I also get a Blackberry, a laptop, and a printer/scanner/copier. So they basically set me up.

As you know already, there is a 6 month training in Houston, but they put me up in an apartment with rent and utilities paid for, so all I have to do is feed myself. Each year they fly everyone to Houston for a meeting/company get together, which sounds like fun, and every 6 months we are eligible for a raise/promotion. Sounds great to me.

So, that's what I've learned thus far. I'll let you know more when I know more.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

My (Potential) New Job

I am graduating in 3 weeks, so lately I have been on the hunt for a job. I went to the career fair last week, have been looking at online job postings, doing a lot of different things to try and find one. I have submitted my resume to who knows how many companies, and as of right now, have 2 solid leads. 1 at Verizon Wireless, which I am not too enthusiastic about, but don't want to discard just yet, and the other at Reynolds & Reynolds, a technology provider for car dealerships. I heard about them and applied for a position through Oregonlive.com's job search, and they contacted me when they looked at my resume.

I had a phone interview with R&R today, which consisted of a very short overview of my resume and some standard questions. Then I was e-mailed a bunch of (digital) paperwork to do, which took me all of 2 hours. Yeah, it was great. But I got that done, sent it all back, and should hear from them later on this week.

The position is titled "Solutions Specialist", and what that means is that I would be a sort of liaison between the company and its Northwest clients on how to best use the technology, be more efficient, increase profits, etc. It sounds like a lot of fun, something that I would be very interested in, and something I would think I would be good at. However, the slight hitch came when they told me about the training program.

It's a 6 month training course, 5 months of which are in Houston, TX. The last month would be in Omaha, NE. I would be paid a salary equal to what I will be making when the training is finished, and an apartment would be provided for me. That in itself makes the situation a whole lot more bearable. But, one thing that it still doesn't remedy: the fact that I would be away from family, friends, and everything I know, and thrust into a place I know nothing about. It's not that I couldn't handle it, it's just... what the hell would I do there?

So I was looking around today for stuff in Houston and the outlying areas, and came across a small museum nearby. Now, Hayley's dad, for those that don't know, is a history buff beyond the meaning of the term. So whenever I'm with him, he'll throw out these interesting facts about anything, quiz me about history, etc., and I'll be totally clueless. One of the things I didn't learn in school was history. But it still interests me a lot, and a buddy of mine is actually majoring in it, which makes me that much more interested. So naturally, in Houston, near the Texas - Mexico border, there's a lot of history.



The museum is called the Stark Museum of Art, and it's located in Orange, TX, not more than 2 hours from Houston. Just about as far as Eugene is from Portland actually. The museum is part of the Stark Foundation, whose mission is to improve the quality of life in Southeast Texas by encouraging, promoting and assisting education, the arts, etc. The museum explores the art of the American West. Now, I've taken a few art history classes, or what seemed to be even if they weren't titles as such, and it's cool to see art in other cultures. But this is America people! And I know nothing about it. How dare I! They have many different collections including Western Art, American Indian Art, Decorative Arts, and Rare Books and Manuscripts. Sounds like a place I could get my learning on.

So, if I do get the job, decide to accept, and assuming I don't make any friends in Houston, I'll probably make the trip to Orange, TX. Maybe you can come out and visit me? I'll buy the ticket if I really get desperate.

Monday, May 19, 2008

What Kind of Question Is That?!

I've been busy today with interviews, applications, assignments, and plenty of other crap. My brain is pretty worn out already, and I still have 2 assignments and (maybe) an application to go. Thank goodness I didn't have class today. But I was going through the online application for a company today that included a personality test. "Just to kind of get to know you" they said. Whatever, here goes.

So I'm going through this thing, and it feels like one of those marketing surveys I've taken so many times in the past, the extent to which you agree or disagree with something. Ugh, I hat those. But I was nearing the end and doing my best to stay focused and honest throughout. I mean, I think I might want this job, so I took it seriously.

That was until I hit one of the last questions. Here it is:



I read it again. Nope, it still says what I think it says. What the hell kind of question was that? There was nothing else like that the other 75 questions, just the one random poor person insult.

So I laughed a little, answered "disagree" as you can see, and moved on. It just really caught me off guard and made me question the motives behind it for a second. "Oh, they must hate poor people."

Hopefully they don't read my blog... because I do want the job...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

I'm #1 on Google!

Well, not really. But, I was #1 for a certain search phrase at the right time. It was kind of surprising too. Now, many websites live and die by their rank on Google for certain phrases. It drives a lot of traffic because it's the dominating search engine and performs billions of searches daily. I am not one of those sites, so I hadn't checked where I was ranked, besides searching for my name. I am signed up for Google Analytics, though, and was looking through it tonight ad nauseum, and noticed a few things:

  • Over the almost 2 years I've been using Google Analytics, about 43% of my traffic comes from search engines, almost all from Google
  • A substantial amount of this traffic visits only a few specific posts
  • I am on the front page of Google searches for a lot of keyword strings; some general and common, many not so much
  • Google Analytics is an amazing tool
Now, odds are if you search Google for exact titles of my posts, there will be many more top links, so that doesn't normally count. But this time was different, because my post title was kind of a common, almost generic keyword phrase.

I saw that my post about the Pabst casket was getting a lot of hits since I posted it, mostly from Google when the keyword phrase "pabst casket" was searched for. So, I figure I'm #9 or 10, and go check it out. When I searched for it, I was the top link! I didn't take a screenshot, unfortunately, and when I went back, I was #3.

But for one moment, I could defiantly say, I am #1 on Google!

(P.S. I am still #1 for "legs cut off roller-coaster" and I think I will stand undefeated for a while. That's a pretty specific string...)

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Microsoft Surface, The Reality

This video really makes me want to invest in Microsoft Surface. Would you still be interested after this commercial?

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Mike & Mike: Biggest Sellouts Ever

How did these guys get so popular? Why are radio personalities suddenly peddling everything in the whole damn world? Has anyone ever sold out quite as quickly or effectively as these two? I submit that the answer to that question is no.

There is nothing more frustrating than talk radio. Listening to people with bloated self-importance try to stretch four talking points into 3 hours is beyond aggravating. I don't venture to the AM dial much, but if I do, it's either to listen to a game, or listen to ESPN Radio. Now, I love ESPN, but it is guilty of this too. When there is nothing to talk about, talk radio soldiers on, and this is when it reaches its very worst. To illustrate, here's what happened last night:

I was headed to Subway for a delicious $5 footlong (speaking of effective marketing), and I turned on ESPN Radio because, among other things, regular radio is getting really old. As I make the 3 minute drive over there around 10:30pm, I am "fortunate" enough to catch the night guy talking about a kid that wore a Brett Favre jersey everyday for 4 years. Now, that's pretty crazy, if not disgusting, but this guy made it sound like it was some kind of important story. He read from the article that the reason why the kid took it off was because it was getting too short. He was 8 when he got it, and now, 4 years later, it's too small. Not difficult to accept that reasoning. This guy didn't. He gave 2 reasons why the kid took it off: Brett Favre's retirement (which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard) and girls. Alright, whatever the reason, it still doesn't matter. It's NOT a story! See? Frustrating.

So Mike & Mike have been on ESPN Radio for a few years now, and have been successful. They're on for 4 hours, from 6-10am EST. But for the last year or so, they've been on TV also. They have a studio, and tape the show. The radio show. Now, my personal distaste for both of them aside, they're the biggest thing in sports radio right now, so naturally advertisers see potential in this. God knows how many sponsors they've been approached by, but they've accepted almost everything apparently.

Let me give you a little run down of what these guys peddle, aside from their ESPN sponsors (like the RadioShack inbox), either together or individually:

  • Domino's - Those annoying voices telling me I've got 30 minutes in the commercials
  • NutriSystem - Eat like a lineman without looking like one
  • Duel - The ABC show that Greenberg hosts (or hosted? Not sure)
  • Pizza Hut - Complete with crappy online game
  • Dr. Pepper - Goes great with pizza, I guess
I'm sure there are others, these are just off the top of my head right now. Let me know what I forgot.

Being a marketing major, I can't blame them or the advertisers. I can't. If they can sell it, which I often have trouble believing, then good for them. But guys, isn't it important to maintain some integrity along the way? I mean, first of all, how do you expect people to take you seriously and accept what you say as honest if it always has some company name in front of it? Also, how can you pitch two products that so obviously contradict each other?

First off, how can you advertise for Pizza Hut and Domino's at the same time? That's a problem, both for the companies, who fucked that up, and for Mike & Mike because that almost screams "we'll do anything for a buck" and because both of those pizzas SUCK!

Furthermore, I submit that it is slightly unethical for Mike Golic to sell both NutriSystem and Domino's pizza. How contradicting is that? Can you make it any more obvious that you're just doing it for the money? Domino's will make you fat. NutriSystem alleges to make you thin. If you do both, you're boned. Oh, and I'm not sure it's part of the NutriSystem plan to compete in a buffalo wing eating contest. That really makes me question their intentions in all this.

Wait, no it doesn't. Mike & Mike are sellouts, they annoy the hell out of me, and they will do anything for money. Regardless of what they bring to the sports world, I don't think I will ever like them, and this is a big reason why.

(As I side note, while I'm making accusations about ESPN, I submit to you that John Clayton is paralyzed, and in a wheelchair. I have never seen his legs move, the legs they never show anyways, and when on camera, his upper body never moves. I have no reason to believe that he is not. Anyone?)

Monday, April 28, 2008

Monitization Experiment Update

If you've been following this blog for a little while, you know that I've been experimenting with ways of monetizing on the internet. I am a marketing major, graduating this Spring, and am interested in advertising, technology, and how the two interact as the marketing landscape changes. Specifically, I am interested in how the internet is going to be monetized successfully. There is no generally accepted way of doing this yet, and many think, including me, that the current ad supported model is not going to end up the favorite, for many reasons.

Anyway, I have been experimenting with this blog over the past year, determining how different methods work, what might be most effective for different types of situations, and where there is opportunity for growth or expansion.

The latest method has been PayPerPost, which I explained in this post. What I have found is that, since that post, I have earned, and received, $38. I posted two sponsored posts, got them approved, and eventually got paid through PayPal. So, on the blogger side, for a smaller blog like mine, that doesn't get a particularly large amount of hits, but still (in my opinion of course) has decent content, this is more effective than AdSense or some other click-based ad system. It yields more money, yields it faster, and pays out per post. However, for the advertiser, I'm not sure it's as effective. Per dollar, how much are they making off my blog? There's no cost-per-click type structure, or at least not to my knowledge, so it's difficult to measure ROI.

So, I may stick with PPP, as it does offer a few bucks here and there, but I'm still in search of new methods to try out. Let me know if you have any suggestions. And one last thing, this post is NOT sponsored.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Thoughts about the Buiness of 'Gangland'

I was watching the History Channel today (always a good decision on a Sunday afternoon), and their Gangland series was on. I have never actually watched an entire episode, but I've seen enough to know its pretty cool.

Anyways, this episode I was watching was talking specifically about the 18 worst LA gangs, and all the violence going on. So they show these pictures of gangs posing, kind of like a team or class picture, and they've got all their guns and stuff, and I got to thinking: Do lagitimate gun dealers make any money off of gangs?

Seriously, I only saw guns in the pictures. I didn't see any holsters or anything like that. I assume, without knowing anything about gangs, that most gang members didn't go to a store and buy a gun or something, they either bought them second hand, on the black market, or stole them. I bet a lot of money could have been made from that.

For you folks who have guns you want to holster, check out Galco holsters. They'll set you up with some holsters that every gun owner would be proud of, regardless of how you acquired it.

[This post was sponsored by lapolicegear.com]

Monday, April 21, 2008

Domino's Unleashes the 444 Deal

Take that Pizza Hut! Domino's just unleashed the 444 Deal; 3 medium, 1-topping pizzas for $4 each. That's $12 for 3 pizzas. You may remember the days when it cost $15 for 3 pizzas, but those days, my friends, are over. You may also have thought that food prices were on the rise. Well, clearly that is not the case. And who says this nation is entering a recession? Pizza will save us!

But seriously, when I first heard about this, 2 things went through my head: 1) Anybody want some pizza? 2) HA! Take that Pizza Hut! You thought you could compete in the "cheap-ass pizza" market with that sorry "Pizza Mia" deal, a clear knock off of the 555 Deal of old? Well now you're boned. Ever heard of game theory? Well, you made the wrong move. Sure, you may have been losing some money when you were selling pizzas for $10 and Domino's was selling them for $5, so you moved. Now, you're STILL losing money, but now people won't even buy your pizzas for $5 because Domino's sells them for $4. So you either lower your prices too, and cut some loses, or you just eat it. You would have been better off holding your price at $10, because then you'd still be selling pizzas, making decent money on them to boot, and Domino's wouldn't have gone any lower.

Anyways, fuck Pizza Hut anyways, I know what I'll be eating this weekend.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I'll Take 100 Shares of Obama


I have a very strong feeling that Barack Obama will win the Democratic Nomination. So much so that I should buy stock in it, and over at Intrade.com, I can do just that.

Intrade is a prediction market that works just like the stock market, but instead of betting on the price of wheat or gold going up or down, you bet on the Democratic nominee and whether or not Eliot Spitzer will be indicted on felony charges. Here's a screencap of the homepage:


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As you can see, Obama's down 0.3 points from yesterday, so now's the perfect time to buy! People actually do invest real money into this, and it's basically treated just like buying and selling stock.

So, along with my Obama shares, I think I'll take a few shares on the prediction that Google's Lunar X Prize will be won before December 31, 2012. That's Google's $30m international competition to successfully land a robot on the surface of the moon, travel 500 meters, and send back pictures. Why not?

Oh, and one last thing: anybody want any Rudy Giuliani shares? They're a hell of a bargain right now.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

My Sites: LinkedIn


LinkedIn is a social networking site, very much like Facebook or Myspace, except it has a professional twist. Facebook and Myspace tend to focus on all the stuff that revolves around one's personal life, and not much on professional life. LinkedIn fills that gap. It's purpose, on the most basic level, is to facilitate the maintenance of professional relationships.

It allows users to enter professional information, including employment experience, both past and present, education details, and a lot of other information. It basically allows you to upload your resume. Then, the social networking portion kicks in. Based on where you worked, where you went to school, etc., it will link you to other professionals in that same position. But that's really only the beginning. Here's a screen cap of my public profile:

To see my entire public profile, go to linkedin.com/in/kregan.

Now, the beauty of this site is that it allows you to connect with business professionals from across the globe. The only requirement is that they have a LinkedIn account. And there are various ways you can find people to connect with. You can upload your email contacts and see if any of them have an account, you can search based on your past positions and workplaces and find colleagues, you can search for classmates that attended the same school when you were there, or you can just search them by name, email address, etc. Personally, I am only linked with 6 people (as you can see above), and while I have a few pending connection invitations, I plan to use this site liberally. By that I mean I'm not going to connect with people I don't know, like I sometimes have done on Facebook. (I don't have a Myspace, and don't even THINK about trying to talk me into it, I HATE Myspace). I plan to use this as a tool, which is how I think it was intended to be used, so having contacts I know and can communicate with will be valuable.

One of the great things about this site is that it's only open to college students and graduates. Hypothetically, you could sign up and falsely attribute yourself to a school or something, even if you didn't attend, but there is no value in that here. This is, and should be treated like, another way, in my opinion an easier way, to keep your business connections in order and potentially make new ones. I don't think this should be used as a tool to base hirings on, because it someone could just as easily lie about going to Harvard Law as they could about graduating with a major in underwater basket weaving from Kettering University. However, I think it is a very valuable personal tool for business professionals, and that is why I am using it.

I encourage all of my friends and others to sign up for this site if you haven't already. I think it can become, and is actually becoming, a very powerful tool. It may be new, but I think it would be foolish not to take advantage of the power of this tool, especially as it grows. If you are a member already, or sign up after reading this, I encourage you to seek me out and add me as a contact. If you're a reader of the Blogarrhea, you're a friend of mine, and I would love to be in contact with you.

My public address is http://www.linkedin.com/in/kregan, but you can also search for Kevin Regan and I believe I'm the first (and only) one that comes up. Hope you enjoyed the post, and I look forward to seeing you all on LinkedIn!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

My Quest for More Money

I love money. I love getting more money. Who the hell doesn't? Well, my U.S. Bank checking account doesn't really. It kind of settles for the money it's got, which isn't good enough for me anymore. Recently I began a search for a checking account and/or savings account that actually gets me more money. You know, that "interest" stuff they talk about. I want an account that doesn't just settle for the money I give it, but does a little something for me. Now, U.S. Bank doesn't really have any solid accounts for people like me: struggling college students who don't have enough in their bank accounts to keep a $500 minimum balance or pay some ridiculous monthly maintenance fee. So I went looking, and I'm pleasantly surprised at what I found.

That title may be a bit misleading, but I figured it would at least get you to read the first paragraph. That must be my quest for readership talking, but I guess it worked! Anyways, I was looking around on the internet for a while, kind of skimming the surface of this whole thing, and found Oregon Community Credit Union. A few of my friends use it, and I've heard nothing but good things about it, so I figured I'd look into it. What I found was OCCU offers a checking account (I repeat, CHECKING) that, if you meet 4 specific requirements, offers a 4.5% annual yield. I did some quick math and realized yes, 4.5% on my money is better than 0% on my money. So I checked into the requirements, which are as follows.

  • One must have active enrollment in eStatements.
    • This is the OCCU's online bank statement program. I have a feeling this requirement is a CYA type of thing so that you become more responsible for monitoring your own account. Whatever it's for, it's not a problem for me to do.
  • One must login to Internet Banking at least once per cycle.
    • I do this almost daily as it is, not a problem.
  • One must make one electronic deposit or withdrawal (ACH) per cycle (includes direct deposit).
    • This confused me until I actually talked to an employee about it. I don't have a job, so direct deposit is a no go, but I found that an ACH withdrawl is basically anything that deducts funds from your account using your routing and account numbers. I asked if PayPal satisfied that, and she said yes. I do a lot of online shopping, and use PayPal whenever I can, so this shouldn't be a problem either.
  • One must make at least ten cleared debit card transactions per cycle.
    • The least likely to ever be a problem. I spend.
All of these have to be satisfied each cycle for me to remain eligible, but I think it should be no problem. Also, if I satisfy them all each month, I get ATM fee refunds, meaning I can use any ATM I want, and at the end of the month OCCU refunds any fees I may have been charged.

That sounded awesome, and I am currently in the process of signing up for that.

However, I still wanted a savings account as sort of a "don't touch this money" account so I could start putting something together for when I graduate (a.k.a. start my life). OCCU gives me one with my checking account, but it's only a 0.5% yield, so I'd rather not have it if my checking is so good. But I still wanted a separate account for saving.

So, just as I'm looking around today, an article on Digg came up and answered my question. The article is called "Reader's Choice: The Best High-Yield Online Savings Banks." Perfect. Basically a Consumer Reports on savings accounts. It listed 10 banks, in order from best to 10th-best:

1. ING Direct
2. Emigrant Direct
3. FNBO Direct
4. Washington Mutual
5. HSBC Direct
6. AmTrust Direct
7. E*Trade Bank
8. Bank of America
9. WT Direct
10. USAA

So I browsed the list (which is from Five Cent Nickle, a personal finance blog, and the list, complete with links, can be found here). It gives a little overview with links to the sites, which are helpful. As you can see, the winner was ING Direct's "Orange Savings Account" with no fees, no minimums, and a better than average yield (3.00%). Also, it can just be linked to any checking account, so I don't need to ditch the OCCU account. Sounds great! Now, one thing that I was a bit skeptical about was the minimum amount required to open the account as this is a money market account and those usually have minimums, which I figured would be more than I had, but it's not. There isn't a minimum. To give you a little perspective, the OCCU money market account (which is insured by the National Credit Union Administration to boot) only offers a 0.99% yield on amounts from $500-2,500, $500 being the minimum you can have in there. Compare that with 3.00% and no minimum. So I think, after I get my checking account with OCCU up and running, I'm going to open one of these. It's a good deal, it's easy, and it's web-based. Perfect for me.


It looks like U.S. Bank has lost the match. Although there's a chance I may switch back to them when I get into a retirement plan (which should really be asap, but I need an income first), but for right now, I think it's Oregon Community Credit Union and ING Direct for me.

Now, I really want to hear from anyone that's done this before, knows anything about it, has any suggestions, any advice, etc. Any of that would be greatly appreciated, as I know relatively nothing on the topic. Drop me a comment. Thanks.

Friday, March 21, 2008

This Country is Taking a Passive-Aggressive Approach to Smoking. Why?

Everybody is affected by cigarettes. Whether it be smoking them yourself, inhaling second-hand smoke, or just smelling them on somebody's clothes, I defy anyone to argue otherwise. That being said, smoking is a huge social issue in this country, most of which is based around how to deal with it. Way back when, cigarette's were not known to cause problems, so people smoked them and nobody really cared. But, as information on how cigarettes (and second-hand smoke) were bad for you came to be public knowledge, crackdowns were made. Cigarette's weren't allowed to be marketed to children, they started to be taxed heavily, and most recently, among many other things, they have been banned from certain restaurants and bars across the country. But never outlawed.

So, those of you who don't smoke, and dislike cigarettes for whatever reason, probably think this is all great. Which it is, in my opinion. Cigarettes kill people, we know that, so why allow them in public places? That's my philosophy. Many people have many feelings about cigarettes, but that's not really what this post is about.

Sometimes, you kind of have to feel bad for smokers, and here's why. Cigarettes are addictive, so people that are hooked and have trouble stopping are running into an increasing number of barriers to get their fix. This may sound good to some of you, but put yourself in their shoes: you are addicted to something that isn't illegal and doesn't cause you to inflict direct harm on anyone else, yet you have to jump through hoops every time you have a craving. For me, if that was chocolate, I would be pissed.

Anyways, quitting is always an option, and maybe it's becoming the best option, but another option for people is smoking outside. At this point, you can't really get mad at anyone if they're smoking outside because they're respecting the people around them and the laws affecting them (unless they're blowing smoke into your face or something douche-y like that. But the point is, people going outside to smoke is a good thing for everyone.

Well, aparently not, because Shia LaBeouf just got charged for smoking on the sidewalk outside of some store recently, and is now in court for it. From the caves of Yahoo via The Movie Blog, we get the scoop:

Shia LaBeouf has pleaded not guilty to an unlawful smoking charge. Attorney Michael Norris entered the plea on behalf of the 21-year-old actor Wednesday, a day after a judge issued a $1,000 bench warrant for LaBeouf’s arrest.

The bench warrant, which didn’t contain details on the circumstances or the location of the offense, was dismissed. According to TMZ, the 21-year-old thesp was busted for puffing illegally on the sidewalk outside a gift store called Skyblupink. LaBeouf, who was cited last month, was scheduled to be arraigned on the misdemeanor charge but he failed to appear at Tuesday’s hearing. A hearing is set for April 24. If convicted, the “Transformers” star faces a maximum penalty of a $1,000 fine and six months in jail.
Now, apparently there's a law I don't know about, and that's the "smoking outside" law. Apparently that's no good now? I used to thank people for going outside (or off certain property) to smoke because I prefer to hang out in a smoke-free environment (cue NBC's "the more you know" star). But it looks like Mr. Disturbia broke that law, and is now in court for it.

I like Shia LaBeouf a lot, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't smoking in one of those "douche-y" ways, but just stepped outside for a smoke. So, in his defense, what was he supposed to do? Where else does he go? The middle of the street? The middle of the local park? A special smoking bunker? Who knows.

This brings me to the meat of this post: why the passive-aggressive approach to the ever-approaching smoking ban? Like John from TMB said, people are still 100% allowed to buy cigarettes, and can do so virtually anywhere, but they're not allowed to smoke them anymore?

I have had a problem with Philip-Morris (aka Altria Group. You're not fooling anyone assholes) and other cigarette companies for a while, mostly for ethical reasons, but more specifically for business practices reasons (like P-M partnering with Nabisco. How is that legal?). But I don't want to get into that because I don't think that's the problem.

What I do want to explore is why government is taking such a passive-aggressive approach to this ban. They allow, with relatively minor taxes, people to buy cigarettes whenever they want, but they approach banning them on the end user by making it difficult to actually smoke them. Now, when something is harmful to the population, say, a new drug or something, the FDA will not allow it to be on the market. Therefore, it never gets into society and everyone is spared from it's (probably erection-involving) effects.

So if cigarette's are killing people, KILLING them, why not ban them too? Is the movie Thank You For Smoking accurate and the cigarette lobby is just too good? I would hope not. So why take the approach that everyone knows never works? It's been illustrated in so many cop movies, have you learned nothing? The cops don't go for the user or even the dealer on the street. They want to get to the supplier. Whatever drug movie it is, the cops are always looking for the supplier because they know that cuts all ties down the line. So why hasn't the American government taken a note or two?

Honestly, you can't punish the end user when they are only abiding by the rules, especially when the suppliers aren't seeing any (apparent) roadblocks? I know cigarette companies have been hit with millions of lawsuits about this crap, but how many do they actually lose, and how many aren't initiated by public policy, but rather by end users misled or afflicted by their product?

Now, there are conspiracy theories about how the government has contracts or gets kick-backs from the cigarette companies, and they may not even be conspiracy theories. With the state of our government, I don't doubt that one bit. But don't you think, if that's the case, it should be or would have been changed by someone based on the goodwill of America? There are laws for no other reason than to protect the American people, so why, if trying to cut cigarettes out of the picture, don't they do it by telling the cigarette companies that their product is deadly to Americans and probably wouldn't pass FDA regulations if subjected to them, and therefore should be either improved to be less detrimental, or taken off the market?

I implore you, good Blogarrhea readers, not to give me the "it supports the economy" argument. Not here, not now. Especially since our batshit-crazy President has racked up an enormous debt in 8 years. If cigarette companies can pay for that, I have been gravely misinformed.

So, is Shia LaBeouf really to blame? Maybe, we'll see in April when he goes to court. But I really think this situation is being handled in the worst possible way. It should be a top-down change rather than the opposite, and I think that is known but ignored. The American government is (again) fucking shit up.

And maybe I'm wrong about this stuff. Maybe I'm the one that is wrong, and legitimate policies and timelines are in place to handle these issues. But I doubt it. If I am wrong, consider me one of the millions of Americans who feel this way.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Someone better have been fired for this

This is video game for Nintendo DS called Imagine Babies that is essentially like one of those little baby dolls that you have to take care of, but a video game version. So, there you see the cover. Apparently Ubisoft made it, which is quite an offshoot from their primarily action based/killing games library.

Anyway, Ubisoft is a French company with revenues of just over $1 billion American [via Wikipedia]. Why is that relevant? Well, notice anything a little off with that cover?

I'll give you a hint:













You've got to be kidding me. They stole that picture from iStockphoto! I can plainly see the watermark. There's another one on the picture in the top left too. They just stole the preview pictures instead of paying for the real ones.

How much would it cost to pay for this picture, seriously? And for that matter, why couldn't they take their own damn pictures? I found this hilarious. A huge company like Ubisoft ripping pictures from iStockphoto. Wow.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Malcolm Gladwell is a Genius

This is a 2004 video of Malcolm Gladwell, the author of "The Tipping Point" and "Blink", and it discusses what every business can learn from spaghetti sauce. It is honestly a thrill to hear this man speak. I read "The Tipping Point", have not yet found someone who owns "Blink" so I can borrow it, but he's a genius in my opinion and demonstrates as much in this video. (It's about 18 minute long). Check it out if you are at all interested in business.



[via Consumerist]

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