I Haven't Pooped in 3 Days

I'm just going to let you know right off the bat, this is going to be a weird post.

If you read only my blog and think, "oh, it won't be that bad," you should think about it. If you read Zach's blog, you will think this is nothing. If you read blogs in general, then this is... well, I have no idea.

The whole reason for this post is to let everyone know that I haven't taken a dump in 3 days.

I've read about Zach and his master cleanse diet, I've been eating like I normally do, I've been going to class and all... I've been doing everything I've always been doing. That's the bottom line.

However, I still haven't taken a shit in 3 days.

Background: When I was in high school, I used to have a routine: go to school from 8:15a-3:15p, get changed for whatever practice it was (Cross Country, Basketball, or Track), then take a shit in the bathroom between the hallway and the small gym between school and practice. That was the routine.

In college, I had a routine too: Get up as late as I could, do NOT eat breakfast (I am not at all a morning person), go to class for 2-4 hours, come home starving, make myself something or go out and get something to eat to quell my ungodly hunger, and by 4:00pm (first meal of the day normally), I would be fine. Then I would come (or be) home, eat, eat more, and do whatever I had to do, basically. I would be nourished is the real point

After either of these scenarios, I was happy. I was fed, literate, and had all my teeth. Nothing could be better.

But seriously, the point of this post is that I haven't taken a shit in about 76 hours. That is not right.

Since my last shit, I've taken my multi-vitamins everyday, I've eaten lunch everyday, and dinner, (and some breakfast), I've snacked plenty, I've played basketball for a while once, and most importantly, I've realized that I haven't taken a shit.

So, since I have taken a shit, I have bid for a TV on Cragslist, harassed that same guy for the TV for 2 days, gone to class, talked to a company for a class project, watched my friend drink 21 drinks on his 21st birthday when he had previously NEVER touched alcohol! (ask about that), and done plenty more stuff to NOT merit talking with you. Also, I have bought a 42" 1080p TV (which I will post about later).

SO!

I have done lots, pooped little (none), and I would like to change that, for everyone's sake.

I will go try now, hopefully succeed, and see you tomorrow either way.