Friday, March 04, 2011

Heart Attack Grill's 575 lb Spokesman... dies? No way... (you can't make this stuff up)

There is apparently a place in Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill, which serves such foods as the Quadruple Bypass burger and Flat Liner fries. They basically celebrate being incredibly unhealthy and extreme fatasses. According to a November report from TodayShow.com, patrons put on medical gowns before eating, while the waitresses wear skimpy nurse outfits. They have a policy where people over 350 lbs can eat free, and their tag line is "Taste... worth dying for!"

(DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING?!)

Here is their commercial, which gives you an idea of just how shameless they are about being fatasses.



(HANG ON TO THE "IN SOME CASES, MILD DEATH MAY OCCUR..." LINE. DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING?!)

Well, guess what. SHOCKER. That 575 lbs dude in the commercial (yes, 575 lbs, he apparently gained 5 lbs since they filmed that) has died. They say the cause is yet unknown, but they think it was pneumonia. (I have my doubts about that...)

Even more less shocking is that he was only 29 years old. Wow.

You can't make this stuff up. Thanks to Jerrohn for the story. (link)

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