I wouldn't want to arrest Jack Bauer

Especially if he stares at me like this. Have you guys seen "24"? Have you seen what this man can do? He's MacGyver on steroids! So what if he's a raging alcoholic, I'm not getting my eyes gouged out. I've seen what he can do in 24 hours, so I can't imagine the state this prison is going to be in after 48 days. I hope there aren't any terrorists.

But seriously, Kiefer Sutherland is going to jail for 48 days for a DUI. Another one. This makes 4. Figure it out dude.