Oregon St. goes 0-18 in Pac-10 play

Congratulations shit eaters and sheep fuckers, your basketball team has set a new record for being bad at sports. I always knew you could do it! The first team in history to go winless in the Pac-10. Wow. Just wow. Burn this playbook, fire the coaches, do something, guys. That's embarrassing. The only thing you guys can do now is lose to Arizona in the play-in game and your Pac-10 resume will be complete. Oh man, how do you not win a game?

Hey, at least next year won't be a disappointment, right?