Ari Gold Quote of the Day

Emily is Ari's assistant. She and Eric have broken up. Eric walks to her desk.

Eric: Hey.
Emily: [into intercom] Pizza boy's here.
Eric: Really? Really.

Eric: [sighs and enters Ari's office] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari Gold: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari Gold: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.