For real

This is an actual email I just got that somehow managed to make it through my spam filter and into my inbox. Are they serious? How can this method of spam ever pay off? Oh, right... idiots.

Hello


We've had the opportunity to review your resume, please consider the following information.

Down Town Services S.A. is a real estate company located in Russian Federation, Moscow. DTS S.A. offers a whole range of professional services such as scheme land acquisition, real estate properties as well as legal and financial consultation. The company already has current annual turnover of 120 million; with growing plans for international awareness.

At present time we are exploring and analyzing US market in order to be able to open up a local office. We plan to carry out our activity through the regional Customer Service Managers.

We're looking for right candidates who will be able to support the sales and administrative teams in the fastest and most efficient way possible. As an employee of DTS Global Inc., you will contribute to a dynamic team focused on growth and development of our company and deliver the very best service to our customers.

Responsibilities of Customer Service Manager include:

- Manage the preparation, distribution, and reporting processes for transactions
- Ensuring promptness of transactions
- Ensuring that payments and reports are disbursed timely and accurately
- Collecting information for monthly reports

Benefits:
- Commission rate of 5% from each customer's transfer
- Base salary of $2,000-3,000 dollars once your trial period is over.
- Reimbursement of all your banking, Money Gram and cell phone expenses.

If you feel as you are an ideal candidate for this position, kindly reply to this e-mail downtownrjob@gmail.com within next 2 business days with your contact information.
Once we receive your response, we will forward you employment application form that would have to be filled out. As soon as we receive the application back one of our recruiters will contact you via phone regarding your employment opportunity.
Please, do not hesitate to contact us at any time if you have additional questions, a toll free number along with office hours and contact information will be provided if you wish to speak with our representative directly.



Thank you.

Natalie Freedman
DTS Realty